I went to Pulau Ubin for the first time since I knew of its existence with Evan, Jiahui and Benjamin. We had to recce the sleepy island for a older-youth event that’s coming up. Armed with 2 rented bikes and a tandem (one of us couldn’t cycle independently), we had no idea of what’s to come from trying to mess with Mother um, Earth.
All went well initially. We had fun whizzing down slopes, huffing and puffing to Evan’s self-motivational phrases of "Don’t you know how much people pay for such cardio exercises?" when trudging up the slopes, playing with a snow-white kittten that was SO CUTE, rescuing three big dogs away from three screaming PRCs (I mean, really)… The weather was not too hot, no wild animals attacked us, the tandem was in tandem — then it started pouring.
We sought shelter at the tip of the island with a bunch of guys who were intending to camp. The plan was to take an earth trail back to civilisation, and we set off once the rain subsided. Bad move. We overlooked the fact that in our case, Earth + Rain doesn’t = Life. It equates to MUD. Splashed around in the mud, we did. She did. Okay, I did. I fell into a big puddle (thank God not face first) when I attempted to cycle over a 1028-pixels-wide gangplank that separated me from cleanliness and muddy hell. So I ended up with a muddy bike, a pair of hole-y, nowmudcaked CLIMACOOLS (you can imagine) that continued to collect all kinds of souvenirs from Pulau Ubin. Which was not as bad as it could have been, like getting a face off a facial spa ad.
We slashed our way through bushes, following a bikeforsaken trail — and became another bunch of victims of a route gone wrong. There was a forking path that wasn’t stated on the map and it led to us making a whole round of the quarry, which I estimate was a probable 10km. We realised it when we found the bridge vaguely familiar, and for me, the mudpool and gangplank.
Of course, the easiest way out was to head back to the paths properly laid out for us, and we whizzed back to the amusement of some Innova JC kids who were wowing at our Muddinesses.
I went back to a nice fish steamboat dinner at Changi Village, saw the 3 PRCs that we rescued again, and another seafood dinner at Newton to celebrate the brother’s 21st birthday. So that’s bye-bye to the calories I burnt that afternoon. But dang, it makes me like biking more (minus the butt-pain that comes after), and increasing my wish to join a triathlon!!! Mommy still doesn’t like the idea of me riding a bicycle on the road, that’s why. Sigh.